"Joke(s) of the Week": 520(!) jokes, altogether

>A) The WHOLE collection so far (#1 - #520) [Yes, all >520< of them!]
>B) 6 print version:
1-52, 53-104, 105-156, 157-208, 209-260, 261-312, 313-364, 365-416, 417-468
, 469-520
>C) Index by Topic
>D) Every SINGLE "joke of the week" (#520 - #1), see [and click] below:â
  

#520) linguistics: On speaking foreign languages
#519) phonetics: Tschörrmann accent

#518) linguistics: "bleedingly" rude

#517) phonetics: posh accent

#516) phonetics: Tschörrmann accent
#515) old age (4)

#514) old age (3)

#513) old age (2)

#512) old age (1)
#511) changing a lightbulb (librarians)
#510) changing a lighbulb (mystery writers)
 
#509) changing a lightbulb (cops)
#508) changing a lightbulb (cockroaches)
#507) changing a lightbulb (actors2)
#506) changing a lightbulb (actors1)
#505) changing a lightbulb (Amish)
#504) changing a light bulb (football managers)

#503) changing a light bulb (stockbrokers)

#502) changing a light bulb (computer programmers)

#501) changing a light bulb (lawyers)

#500) changing a light bulb (witches)

#499) changing a light bulb (archaeologists)
#498) changing a light bulb (Floridians)
#497) changing a light bulb (jugglers)
#496) changing a light bulb (men)
#495) changing a light bulb (poets)
#494) playing cards

#493) CHRI$TMA$ & NEW YEAR

#492) Early CHRI$TMA$ shopping

#491) "old bricklayers never die"

#490) "old yachtsmen never die"

#489 "old frogs never die"

#488) "old professors never die"

#487) "old policemen never die"

#486) "old judges never die"

#485) "old chemists never die"

#484) "old doctors never die"

#483) "old dentists never die"

#482) "old burglars never die"

#481) "old actors never die"
#480) "shark" (VERY sick 8)

#479 "coroner" (VERY sick 7)

#478) "Titanic" (sick 6)

#477) "skeleton crew" (sick 5)

#476 "killing pigs" (sick 4)

#475) "famished"
(sick 3)
#474) "croaking" (sick 2)

#473) "Luters" (sic[k] 1)

#472) "Geddit?" (43)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#471) "Geddit?" (42)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#470) "Geddit?" (41)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#469) "Geddit?" (40)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459 etc.

Ninth Year (2010/2011): 52 jokes from the week of July 12/18, 2010 until the week of July 4/10, 2011 [jokes: #417 - # 468]

#468) "Geddit?" (39) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#467) "Geddit?" (38)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455,
456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#466) "Geddit?"
(37) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455,
456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#465) "Geddit?"
(36) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455,
456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#464) "Geddit?"
(35) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455,
456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#463) "Geddit?" (34) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455,
456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#462) "Geddit?" (33) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455,
456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#461) "Geddit?"
(32) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455,
456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#460) "Geddit?" (31) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455,
456, 457, 458, 459 etc.
#459) "Geddit?"
(30) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455,
456, 457, 458, 460 etc.
#458) "Geddit?" (29) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 459, 460 etc.
#457) "Geddit?" (28)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455,
456, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#456) "Geddit?" (27) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#455) "Geddit?" (26)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#454) "Geddit?" (25)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#453) "Geddit?" (24) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#452) "Geddit?" (23)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#451) "Geddit?" (22)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 452, 453, 454, 455
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#450) "Geddit?" (21)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#449) "Geddit?" (20) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#448) "Geddit?" (19)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#447) "Geddit?"
(18) cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#446) "Geddit?" (17)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#445) "Geddit?" (16)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#444) "Geddit?" (15)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439
, 443, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#443) "Geddit?" (14)
cf: 21, 428,
429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#442) Epiphany: the Three Wise Men

#441) CHRI$TMA$ again!
  see also: #23, #24, #73, #74, #75,  #127, #128, #179, #180, #230, #231, #440
#440) Yet another CHRI$TMA$ joke
  see also:
#23, #24, #73, #74, #75,  #127, #128, #179, #180, #230, #231, #441
#439) "Geddit?" (13)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 443
, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#438) "Geddit?" (12)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 439, 443
, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#437) "Geddit?" (11)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 438, 439, 443
, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#436) "Geddit?" (10)
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 437, 438, 439, 443
, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#435) "Geddit?" (9)
   cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443
, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#434) "Geddit?" (8)
   cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443
, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc. 
#433) "Geddit?" (7)
  
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#432) "Geddit?" (6)
   cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#431) "Geddit?" (5)
   cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#430) "Geddit?" (4)
   cf: 21, 428, 429, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455
, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#429) "Geddit?" (3)
  
cf: 21, 428, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#428) "Geddit?" (2)
  
cf: 21, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.
#427) Heaven (8), afterlife
                                             see also: # 37, #420, #421, #422, #423, #424, #425, #426
#426) Heaven (7), irony in heaven (2): salaries
            see also: # 37, #420, #421, #422, #423, #424, #425, #427
#425) Heaven (6), irony in heaven (1): in the freezer
   see also: # 37, #420, #421, #422, #423, #424, #426, #427
#424) Heaven (5), Mother Theresa
                              see also: # 37, #420, #421, #422, #423, #425, #426, #427
#423) Heaven (4), Forrest Gump goes to heaven
        see also: # 37, #420, #421, #422, #424, #425, #426, #427
#422) Heaven (3), various religious faiths
                    see also: # 37, #420, #421, #423, #424, #425, #426, #427
#421) Heaven (2), different performance(s)
                 see also: # 37, #420, #422, #423, #424, #425, #426, #427
#420) Heaven (1), rugby in heaven
                               see also: # 37, #421, #422, #423, #424, #425, #426, #427 
#419) fitting reply

#418) Two pine needles walking through the forest ...

#417) football (3), 3 "generic" football insults

Eighth Year (2009/2010): 52 jokes from the week of July 13/19, 2009 until the week of July 5/11. 2010 [jokes: #365 - 416]

#416) football (2), "kid stuff"
#415) football (1), 2 definitions

#414) booze (9), A Texan walks into an Irish pub ...

#413) booze (8), "all you can drink"

#412) booze (7), "vegetative state"

#411) booze (6), two drunks in London

#410) Arabs & the Irish

#409) politicians (3), (another light bulb joke)

#408) politicians (2), (light bulb joke)

#407) politicians (1)

#406) vicar (3)

#405) vicar (2)

#404) vicar (1)

#403) sermon (2)

#402) sermon (1)

#401) nun at the wheel

#400) "getting out of the wrong side of bed"

#399) unhappy monk

#398) "multi-purpose" or "generic" ethnic joke (2)

#397) money, money ... (3), rude customer

#396) money, money ... (2), bank managers

#395) money, money ... (1), dough.

#394) "Loddä" special

#393) "multi-purpose" or "generic" ethnic joke (1)

#392) Kraut bashing (2)

#391) Kraut (& Irish) bashing (1)

#390) computer engineer

#389) "nunsense"

#388) the three stages of Father Christmas

#387) caught speeding (2)
    see also: caught speeding (1)
#386) telling jokes in prison

#385 "not much of a driver"

#384) ten silly book titles (8), Patrick Leigh Fermor (2)

#383) ten silly book titles (7), Patrick Leigh Fermor (1)

#382) ten silly book titles (6)
  see also #1 - #10: #34  see also #11 - #20: #378  see also #21 - #30: #379  see also #31 - #40: #380 
see also #41 - #50: #381
#381) ten silly book titles (5)
  see also #1 - #10: #34  see also #11 - #20: #378  see also #21 - #30: #379 
see also #31 - #40: #380  see also #51 - #60: #382
#380) ten silly book titles (4)
  see also #1 - #10: #34  see also #11 - #20: #378  see also #21 - #30: #379  see also #41 - #50: #381  see also #51 - #60: #382
#379) ten silly book titles (3)
  see also #1 - #10: #34  see also #11 - #20: #378  see also #31 - #40: #380  see also #41 - #50: #381  see also #51 - #60: #382
#378) ten silly book titles (2)
  see also #1 - #10: #34  see also #21 - #30: #379  see also #31 - #40: #380  see also #41 - #50: #381  see also #51 - #60: #382
#377) "tlicky Chinese language"
  
more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #316, #317, #318, #319, #320
#376) "senior moment"(2)

#375) "senior moment"(1)

#374) "daft definitions", ctd. (9)
     see also: #56, #57, #94 , #95#96, #226, #372, #373
#373) "daft definitions", ctd. (8)
    
see also: #56, #57, #94 , #95#96, #226, #372, #374
#372) "daft definitions", ctd. (7)
  
  see also: #56, #57, #94 , #95#96, #226, #373, #374
#371) smart dog (2)
    see also: #250 smart dog (1), #276 (not so) smart dog
#370) bag pipes

#369) the English gentleman

#368 linguistics (2)

#367) David Lodge (2), hearing problems
   
see also: #366
#366) David Lodge (1), graffito
                   
see also: #367
#365) student of psychology

Seventh Year (2008/2009): 52 jokes from the week of July 14/20, 2008 until the week of July 6/12, 2009 [jokes: #313 - #364]

#364) Mind your pronunciation!
#363) two cavemen jokes

#362) Churchill (4)

#361) Churchill (3)

#360) Churchill (2)
#359) Churchill (1)

#358) veddy
(sic) upper-class joke
#357) IRISH light bulb joke(2)
       
    see also: #283, #350, #351
#356) brother-in-law

#355) just punishment

#354) not knowing the time

#353) yet another parrot joke

#352) magician & parrot

#351) yet another light bulb joke         
see also: #283, #350, #357
#350) IRISH light bulb joke(1)            
see also: #283, #351, #357
#349) lawyer jokes ctd.
         
lawyers & judges: #7, #25, #68, #89, #90, #91, #175, 239, 263, 347, 348                                                 
#348) lawyer jokes ctd.
         
lawyers & judges: #7, #25, #68, #89, #90, #91, #175, 239, 263, 347, 349
#347) lawyer jokes ctd.
          lawyers & judges: #7, #25, #68, #89, #90, #91, #175, 239, 263, 348, 349
#346) Picasso
#345) the Blonde and the snowplow
                       see also: #4,
#22, #337, #338, #339, #340                     
#344) supplies!

#343) Valentine's Day (2)
     #82) Valentine's Day (1)

#342) the pitfalls of copying

#341) two "linguistically geographical jokes"

#340) "blondes & brunettes"
                                 see also: #4,
#22, #337, #338, #339, #345
#339) three more "blonde jokes"
                          see also: #4,
#22, #337, #338, #340, #345
#338) blonde millionaire                                          see also: #4, #22, #337, #339, #340, #345                           
#337) Two blondes getting a CHRI$TMA$ tree
   see also: #4,
#22, #338, #339, #340, #345
#336) CHRI$TMA$  crackers ctd. (4) 
#335) money (5), "failing & filing"

#334) money (4), two bills meeting

#333) US presidential election '08 (5), McCain

#332) US presidential election '08 (4), Obama

#331) US presidential election '08 (3), Obama

#330) US presidential election '08 (2), Yes, we can!"

#329) US presidential election '08 (1), Sarah Palin

#328) money (3)

#327) money (2)

#326) money (1), banks

#325) booze (5)

#324) booze (4)
#323) booze (3)

#322) booze (2)

#321) booze (1)

#320) Chinese confusion
                  more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #316, #317, #318, #319, #377
#319) Confucius says (11-15)
           more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #316, #317, #318, #320, #377
#318) Confucius says (6-10)             more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #316, #317, #319, #320, #377
#317) Chinese made easy (21-25)
    more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #316, #318, #319, #320, #377
#316) Chinese made easy (16-20)
    more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #317, #318, #319, #320, #377
#315) Chinese made easy (11-15)    more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #316, #317, #318, #319, #320, #377
#314) computers, IT (3)

#313) computers, IT (2)

Sixth Year (2007/2008): 52 jokes from  the week of July16/22, 2007 until the week of July 7/13, 2008 [jokes: #261 - #312]

#312) computers, IT (1)
#311) Irish joke (15)
                 more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12), (13), (14)
#310) Irish joke (14)
                 more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12), (13), (15)
#309) Irish joke (13)
                
more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12), (14), (15)
#308) the English gentleman

#307) American presidents

#306) restaurant joke (3)

#305) restaurant joke (2)

#304) restaurant joke (1)

#303) three more school/teacher jokes

#302) three school/teacher jokes

#301) detective joke (2), jealous husband

#300) mis
translation
#299) psychiatrist (6), weird joke!

#298) psychiatrist (5), kleptomaniac
  more psychiatrist jokes: #79, #80, #81, #297    plus psychiatrist CARTOONS
#297) psychiatrist (4), sex (2)
  
#296) facts of life, sex (1)

#295) good news - bad news (2)

#294) banks (2), "IKB", "Bayern LB" etc.

#293) banks (1), "IKB", "Bayern LB" etc.

#292) "Zumwinkel"

#291) good news - bad news (1)

#290) boring lecture
#289) UFO

#288) Another elephant joke

#287) scientific logic

#286) Learning foreign languages

#285) New Year's Eve

#284) Christmas

#283) Another light bulb joke                           see also: #350, #351, #357
#282) Teaching science

#281) A priest and a rabbi ...

#280) Three friends in a bar

#279) A bear walks into a bar ...

#278) linguistics (1)

#277) prison grammar

#276) not so smart dog
     see also: smart dog (1), smart dog (2)
#275) VIP passenger

#274) Ventriloquist

#273) Crocodile & Chicken
 
more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #268, #272 
#272) Rottweiler
     
more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #268, #273
#271) Rabbits (3)
     more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #268, #272, #273
#270) Rabbits (2)
     more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #268, #272, #273 
#269) Rabbits (1)
     more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259,
#260, #268, #272, #273 
#268) Cat's Heaven (God 5)
   more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #272, #273 

#267) The Parachutist, Billy Connolly (God 4)

#266) The Walker, Billy Connolly (God 3)

#265) Lottery ticket (God 2)
#264) Flood (God 1)

#263) lawyer jokes ctd.
             
lawyers & judges: #7, #25, #68, #89, #90, #91, #175, 239
#262) Mental Home

#261) doctor jokes ctd.
               doctor, doctor: #151, #152, #190, #240,
#241, #258

Fifth Year (2006/2007): 52 jokes from the week of July 17/23, 2006  until the week of July 9/15, 2007 [jokes: #209 - #260]

#260) Elephant jokes (5)            more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #268
#259) Elephant jokes (4)
            more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #260, #268
#258) Still another doctor joke
  doctor, doctor:
#151, #152, #190, #240, #241, #261
#257) animal joke
                       more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #259, #272, #273

#256) Irish joke (12)
                   more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11)
#255) Irish joke (11)
                   more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (12)
#254) Irish joke (10)
                   more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (11), (12)
#253) Irish joke (9)
                     more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (10), (11), (12)
#252) "gender studies"

#251) elephant & ant
                  more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #257, #259, #260
#250) smart dog (1)
                     more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #251, #257, #259, #260
#249)
The Mafia Godfather
#248) Italian joke (3)

#247) Italian joke (2)

#246) Italian joke (1)

#245) Food under the door
         (dedicated to "DIDI" and his "food emporium")
#244) An old snake
                     more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#243) Another exam joke                    more exam jokes: #29, #50, #156          college jokes: #222, #223, #224
#242) conjugating verbs

#241) Still one more doctor joke!
        doctor, doctor: #151, #152, #190, #241, #258, #261
#240) Yet another doctor joke!
           doctor, doctor: #151, #152, #190#241, #258, #261
#239) Yet another lawyer joke!
           lawyers & judges: #7, #25, #68, #89, #90, #91, #175
#238) Time to say goodbye
(for Grundkurs 5/6 and "Texterschließung" WS 2006/2007)
#237) caught speeding (1)
                   see also: caught speeding (2)
#236) Yet another parrot joke!
       more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #244, #250,
#251, #257, #259, #260
#235) card-playing dog
                    more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #236,
#244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#234) Irish joke (8)
                          more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#233) hangover
(for New Year's Eve)
#232) Santa Claus, one final joke
     
more CHRI$TMA$ jokes: #23,  #24,  #73,  #74,  #75,  #127,  #128,  #179,  #180,  #230, #231
#231) Santa Claus, two more jokes
   more CHRI$TMA$ jokes:
#23,  #24,  #73,  #74,  #75,  #127,  #128,  #179,  #180,  #230, #232
#230) Santa Claus, two jokes
             more CHRI$TMA$ jokes: #23,  #24,  #73,  #74,  #75,  #127,  #128,  #179,  #180,  #231, #232
#229) "Tips to improve your English" (3)

#228) "Tips to improve your English" (2)

#227) "Tips to improve your English" (1)

#226) daft definitions ctd. (6)
   
           see also: #56, #57, #94, #95#96, #372, #373, #374
#225) Irish joke (7)
                             more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (8), (9)
#224) "college humour" (3): infinite wisdom

#223) "college humour" (2): eager student

#222) "college humour" (1): "elite" university (USA)

#221) "fishy business" (2)

#220) "fishy business" (1)

#219) military joke (5): A boy named Sue

#218) military joke (4): Army Cadet

#217) military joke (3): Jeep in the mud

#216) military joke (2): "laziest soldier"

#215) military joke (1): "phon(e)y general"

#214) "Bush bashing" (4)

#213) "Bush bashing" (3)

#212) "Bush bashing" (2)

#211) "Bush bashing" (1)

#210) "Yank Bashing" (3)
               see also joke #4
#209) "Yank Bashing" (2)

Fourth Year (2005/2006): 52 jokes from the week of July 18/24, 2005  until the week of July 10/16, 2006 [jokes: #157 - #208]

#208) "Aussie bashing"
#207) "heavenly football"

#206) "Knot & Shot"

#205) "Yank bashing"(1)

#204) "hunter & fisherman"

#203) "sentencing"

#202) "two professors"

#201) "walking into a bar" (9)

#200) "walking into a bar" (8)

#199) "walking into a bar" (7)
    see also:
#1 & #7 & #25  & #68  &  #175 & #199
#198) "walking into a bar" (6)

#197) "walking into a bar" (5)

#196) "walking into a bar" (4)

#195) "walking into a bar" (3)

#194) "walking into a bar" (2)

#193) "walking into a bar" (1)

#192) detective joke (1), Sherlock Holmes

#191) Driving Prize

#190) seven medical definitions
                              doctor, doctor: #151, #152, #240, #241, #258, #261
#189)  four more linguistic jokes

#188) "the art of translating"

#187) another linguistic joke

#186) two short linguistic jokes

#185) "A man walks into a bar ..."

#184) "walking on water"

#183) "life after death"

#182) "winter sale"

#181) "four speeding old ladies"

#180) Christmas just like a day at the office (?)
      #23  #24  #73  #74  #75  #127  #128  #179  #180
#179) Christmas stamps

#178) "engine noise"

#177) "college football"

#176) "heavenly baseball"

#175) Yet another lawyer joke
   see also: #7 & #25  & #68  & #199
#174) everybody, somebody, nobody ...

#173) mummy in the Negev Desert

#172) 8 Halloween jokes

#171) degree in psychology

#170) "Hebrews"(!)

#169) Moses on Mt. Sinai

#168) Rabbi Levy (2)

#167) Rabbi Levy (1)

#166) Irish joke (6)
                                              more Irish jokes:
(1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#165) Irish joke (5)
                                              more Irish jokes:
(1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#164) memory test

#163) "hear, hear" (2)

#162) "hear, hear" (1)

#161) duck joke (2)
                         cf. duck joke (1)
#160) 3x "crossing the road"

#159) American public school teacher

#158) killing flies

#157) A guy walks into a bar ...
    cf. joke #1

Third Year (2004/2005): 52 jokes from the week of July 19/25, 2004  until the week of July 11/17, 2005  [jokes: #105 - #156]

#156) final exam
#155) restaurant joke

#154) elephant jokes (3)
         
              more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#153) elephant jokes (2)
                      
more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126#154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#152) Doctor, doctor ... (2)
                   doctor, doctor: #152, #190, #240, #241, #258, #261
#151) Doctor, doctor ... (1)
                   doctor, doctor: #152, #190, #240, #241, #258, #261
#150) Waiter, waiter ... (4)

#149) Waiter, waiter ... (3)

#148) Waiter, waiter ... (2)

#147) Waiter, waiter ... (1)

#146) How to speak Southern (5)

#145) How to speak Southern (4)

#144) How to speak Southern (3)

#143) How to speak Southern (2)

#142) How to speak Southern (1)

#141) Easter Bunny jokes

#140) Chinese made easy (6-10)
                         more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #315#316, #317, #318, #319
, #320, #377
#139) Chinese made easy (1-5)
                           more Chinese jokes: #138, #140, #315#316, #317, #318, #319
, #320, #377                           
#138) Confucius says (1-5)
                                  more Chinese jokes: #139, #140, #315, #316, #317, #318, #319
, #320, #377
#137) An American in Montreal

#136) Why did the chicken cross the road? (D: 1 - 25)

#135) Why did the chicken cross the road? (C: 21 - 30)

#134) Why did the chicken cross the road? (B: 11- 20)

#133) Why did the chicken cross the road? (A: 1- 10)

#132) "train set"

#131) Brown Paper Pete

#130) hard work & words

#129) twelve easy-to-keep New Year's resolutions

#128) giving a push at Christmas

#127) Santa' flight check

#126) mad cow
                          
more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#125) talking dog
                       more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#124) talking frog
                     
more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#123) Dubya (3a/b)

#122) Dubya (2)

#121) Dubya (1)

#120) "waiter, waiter ..."

#119) small boy (2)

#118) small boy (1)

#117) retired Army colonel

#116) still more "daft definitions"
  see also joke #56 & joke # 57 & joke #94  & joke #95  & joke #96
#115) 3 Spanish jokes (for Dana)

#114) cricket joke (4)

#113) cricket joke (3)

#112) cricket joke (2)

#111) Welsh joke (4) & cricket joke (1)

#110) Welsh joke (3)

#109) Welsh joke (2)

#108) Welsh joke (1)

#107) Irish joke (4)
                                              more Irish jokes:
(1a), (1), (2), (3), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#106) Irish joke (3)
                                              more Irish jokes:
(1a), (1), (2), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#105) Irish joke (2)
                                              more Irish jokes:
(1a), (1), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)

Second Year (2003/2004): 52 jokes from the week of July 21/27, 2003  until the week of July 12/18, 2004    [jokes: #53 - #104]

#104) Irish joke (1)                                              more Irish jokes: (1a), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#103) THEATRE (3): "Mystery play"

#102) THEATRE (2): "How many theatre critics does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

#101) THEATRE (1): "How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?"

#100) Painting the "porch"

#99) Punorama (4) [for advanced students of English]
    see also  joke #59  &  joke #60  &  joke #98
#98) Punorama (3) [for advanced students of English]
     see also joke #59  &  joke #60
#97) Saying grace

#96) "daft definitions", ctd. (5)
   see also: #56, #57, #94, #95, #226, #372, #373, #374
#95) "daft definitions", ctd. (4)
   see also: #56, #57, #94, #96,
#226, #372, #373, #374 
#94) "daft definitions", ctd. (3)
   see also: #56, #57, #95, #96, #226, #372
, #373, #374
#93) "crazy question" (30)

#92) "oldest profession"

#91) judge (3)

#90) judge (2)

#89) judge (1)

#88)"A man  in a balloon ..."

#87) "Three old men ..."

#86) Down Under (3)

#85) Down Under (2)

#84) Down Under (1)

#83) swearing parrot
     more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#82) Valentine's Day (1)
  see also: 
#343) Valentine's Day (2)
#81) psychiatrist (3)

#80) psychiatrist (2)

#79) psychiatrist (1)

#78) "tuition fees" (Studiengebühren), plus cartoon

#77) "sliding under the table"

#76) "New Year's resolution"

#75) still three more CHRI$TMA$ crackers (3)

#74) three more CHRI$TMA$ crackers (2)

#73) three CHRI$TMA$ crackers (1)
             see also: > CHRI$TMA$      > crackers   > knock, knock
#72) "no matter what you wear ..."

#71) "understanding engineers (3)"

#70) "understanding engineers (2)
"
#69) "understanding engineers (1)"

#68) "law school"
[dedicated to R. Sch. and A. M] , see also jokes #7 and #25 below
#67) "happy birthday!"

#66) "insurance fraud"

#65) "job interview"

#64) "office arithmetic"

#63) "romance mathematics"

#62) "I say, I say, say ..."

#61) "lisping god"

#60) punorama (2)
         see also: joke #59  &  joke #98
#59) p
unorama (1)
         see also: joke #60  &  joke #98

#58) a panda walks into a bar ...

#57) "daft definitions", ctd. (2)
 
   see also: #56, #57, #94, #95#96, #226, #372, #373, #374
#56) "daft definitions" (1)
 
            see also: #56, #57, #94, #95#96, #226, #372, #373
#55) "two peanuts walking down the street"

#54) "what do you call a cow that ..."

#53) "an old cowboy in a bar ..."

First Year (2002/2003): 52 jokes from the week of July 22/28, 2002 until the week of July 14/20, 2003  [jokes: #1 - #52]


#52) "doing away with spaghetti"

#51) the most proper flower?

#50) the exam (2)
  [cf. #29]

#49) a nice catch

#48) yet another Scottish joke

#47) three Scottish jokes

#46) mime at the zoo

#45) "dogged determination"

#44) "Scottish school play"

#43) "eskimos"
   [Shouldn't that be "Inuit"? This W.E.P. guy's politically totally incorrect!]

#42) crashing plane

#41) nose on strike

#40) designated decoy

#39) going on holiday

#38) cabbies and hookers

#37) two priests ...
      
see also: #420, #421, #422, #423, #424, #425, #426, #427
#36) "Getting screwed anyway"
     [Watch your language!]
#35) "art of punctuation"

#34) ten silly book titles (1)
     see also #11 - 20: #378    see also #21 - 30: #379   
see also #31 - #40: #380  
see also #41 - #50: #381  see also #51 - #60: #382
#33) Jesus returns

#32) "French-bashing"

#31 Dubya goes to heaven

#30) Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell

#29) "the exam"
[dedicated to Grundkurs WS 02/03 and all following Grundkurse]

#28) "patient at mental home"

#27) "How do you fit four elephants into a Mini?"(1)
    
more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#26) "saying grace"

#25) "honest lawyer"

#24) "Santa's helpers"

#23) "Christmas: news flash"

#22)  "Two blondes driving through Louisina ..."
        see also: #4, #337, #338, #339, #340, #345
#21) "A panda walks into a bar ..."
                              more animal jokes:
#3, #10, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#20) "One night a burglar ..."

#19) "An old man is sitting ..."

#18) "A couple of New Jersey hunters ..."

#17) "Who was the only person who got his work done by Friday?"

#16) "The Archbishop of York ..."

#15) "Garden of Eden"

#14) "Flight into Egypt"

#13) "school" [dedicated to Karl Freller and Willi Winkler]

#12) "The Chief Rabbi and the Pope ..."

#11) "Bush and the Axis of Evil"

#10) "What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?"
   
more animal jokes: #3, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#9) "slave driver"

#8) "What is yellow and dangerous?"

#7) "Engineering in Hell"

#6) "How do you get an Irishman on the roof?"
(=Irish joke 1a)     
more Irish jokes: (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#5) "pool party"

#4) "blond(e) guy joke"
   see also joke #210  see also #22, #337, #338, #339, #340, #345
#3) "Pete millipede"
                                          more animal jokes:
#10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#2) "I'm here to check your piano ..."

#1) "A man walks into a bar ..."

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