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"Joke(s) of the Week": 520(!) jokes, altogether

>A) The WHOLE collection so far (#1 - #520) [Yes, all >520< of them!]
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Ninth Year (2010/2011): 52 jokes from the week of July 12/18, 2010 until the week of July 4/10, 2011 [jokes: #417 - # 468]

Eighth Year (2009/2010): 52 jokes from the week of July 13/19, 2009 until the week of July 5/11. 2010 [jokes: #365 - 416]

#416) football (2), "kid stuff"
#415) football (1), 2 definitions
#414) booze (9), A Texan walks into an Irish pub ...
#413) booze (8), "all you can drink"
#412) booze (7), "vegetative state"
#411) booze (6), two drunks in London
#410) Arabs & the Irish
#409) politicians (3), (another light bulb joke)
#408) politicians (2), (light bulb joke)
#407) politicians (1)
#406) vicar (3)
#405) vicar (2)
#404) vicar (1)
#403) sermon (2)
#402) sermon (1)
#401) nun at the wheel
#400) "getting out of the wrong side of bed"
#399) unhappy monk
#398) "multi-purpose" or "generic" ethnic joke (2)
#397) money, money ... (3), rude customer
#396) money, money ... (2), bank managers
#395) money, money ... (1), dough.
#394) "Loddä" special
#393) "multi-purpose" or "generic" ethnic joke (1)
#392) Kraut bashing (2)
#391) Kraut (& Irish) bashing (1)
#390) computer engineer
#389) "nunsense"
#388) the three stages of Father Christmas
#387) caught speeding (2)    see also: caught speeding (1)
#386) telling jokes in prison
#385 "not much of a driver"
#384) ten silly book titles (8), Patrick Leigh Fermor (2)
#383) ten silly book titles (7), Patrick Leigh Fermor (1)
#382) ten silly book titles (6) see also #1 - #10: #34  see also #11 - #20: #378  see also #21 - #30: #379 see also #31 - #40: #380 see also #41 - #50: #381
#381) ten silly book titles (5) see also #1 - #10: #34  see also #11 - #20: #378  see also #21 - #30: #379 see also #31 - #40: #380 see also #51 - #60: #382
#380) ten silly book titles (4)  see also #1 - #10: #34 see also #11 - #20: #378 see also #21 - #30: #379 see also #41 - #50: #381 see also #51 - #60: #382
#379) ten silly book titles (3)  see also #1 - #10: #34 see also #11 - #20: #378 see also #31 - #40: #380 see also #41 - #50: #381 see also #51 - #60: #382
#378) ten silly book titles (2)  see also #1 - #10: #34 see also #21 - #30: #379 see also #31 - #40: #380 see also #41 - #50: #381 see also #51 - #60: #382
#377) "tlicky Chinese language"   more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #316, #317, #318, #319, #320
#376) "senior moment"(2)
#375) "senior moment"(1)
#374) "daft definitions", ctd. (9)     see also: #56, #57, #94 , #95, #96, #226, #372, #373
#373) "daft definitions", ctd. (8)     see also: #56, #57, #94 , #95, #96, #226, #372, #374
#372) "daft definitions", ctd. (7)     see also: #56, #57, #94 , #95, #96, #226, #373, #374
#371) smart dog (2)    see also: #250 smart dog (1), #276 (not so) smart dog
#370) bag pipes
#369) the English gentleman
#368 linguistics (2)
#367) David Lodge (2), hearing problems    see also: #366
#366) David Lodge (1), graffito                    see also: #367
#365) student of psychology

Seventh Year (2008/2009): 52 jokes from the week of July 14/20, 2008 until the week of July 6/12, 2009 [jokes: #313 - #364]

#364) Mind your pronunciation!
#363) two cavemen jokes
#362) Churchill (4)
#361) Churchill (3)
#360) Churchill (2)
#359) Churchill (1)
#358) veddy (sic) upper-class joke
#357) IRISH light bulb joke(2)           see also: #283, #350, #351
#356) brother-in-law
#355) just punishment
#354) not knowing the time
#353) yet another parrot joke
#352) magician & parrot
#351) yet another light bulb joke          see also: #283, #350, #357
#350) IRISH light bulb joke(1)             see also: #283, #351, #357
#349) lawyer jokes ctd.          lawyers & judges: #7, #25, #68, #89, #90, #91, #175, 239, 263, 347, 348
#348) lawyer jokes ctd.          lawyers & judges: #7, #25, #68, #89, #90, #91, #175, 239, 263, 347, 349
#347) lawyer jokes ctd.          lawyers & judges: #7, #25, #68, #89, #90, #91, #175, 239, 263, 348, 349
#346) Picasso
#345) the Blonde and the snowplow                       see also: #4, #22, #337, #338, #339, #340
#344) supplies!
#343) Valentine's Day (2)     #82) Valentine's Day (1)
#342) the pitfalls of copying
#341) two "linguistically geographical jokes"
#340) "blondes & brunettes"                                 see also: #4, #22, #337, #338, #339, #345
#339) three more "blonde jokes"                          see also: #4, #22, #337, #338, #340, #345
#338) blonde millionaire                                          see also: #4, #22, #337, #339, #340, #345
#337) Two blondes getting a CHRI$TMA$ tree   see also: #4, #22, #338, #339, #340, #345
#336) CHRI$TMA$ crackers ctd. (4)
#335) money (5), "failing & filing"
#334) money (4), two bills meeting
#333) US presidential election '08 (5), McCain
#332) US presidential election '08 (4), Obama
#331) US presidential election '08 (3), Obama
#330) US presidential election '08 (2), Yes, we can!"
#329) US presidential election '08 (1), Sarah Palin
#328) money (3)
#327) money (2)
#326) money (1), banks
#325) booze (5)
#324) booze (4)
#323) booze (3)
#322) booze (2)
#321) booze (1)
#320) Chinese confusion                  more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #316, #317, #318, #319, #377
#319) Confucius says (11-15)           more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #316, #317, #318, #320, #377
#318) Confucius says (6-10)             more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #316, #317, #319, #320, #377
#317) Chinese made easy (21-25)    more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #316, #318, #319, #320, #377
#316) Chinese made easy (16-20)    more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #315, #317, #318, #319, #320, #377
#315) Chinese made easy (11-15)    more Chinese jokes: #138, #139, #140, #316, #317, #318, #319, #320, #377
#314) computers, IT (3)
#313) computers, IT (2)

Sixth Year (2007/2008): 52 jokes from the week of July16/22, 2007 until the week of July 7/13, 2008 [jokes: #261 - #312]

#312) computers, IT (1)
#311) Irish joke (15)                 more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12), (13), (14)
#310) Irish joke (14)                 more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12), (13), (15)
#309) Irish joke (13)                 more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12), (14), (15)
#308) the English gentleman
#307) American presidents
#306) restaurant joke (3)
#305) restaurant joke (2)
#304) restaurant joke (1)
#303) three more school/teacher jokes
#302) three school/teacher jokes
#301) detective joke (2), jealous husband
#300) mis translation
#299) psychiatrist (6), weird joke!
#298) psychiatrist (5), kleptomaniac more psychiatrist jokes: #79, #80, #81, #297    plus psychiatrist CARTOONS
#297) psychiatrist (4), sex (2)
#296) facts of life, sex (1)
#295) good news - bad news (2)
#294) banks (2), "IKB", "Bayern LB" etc.
#293) banks (1), "IKB", "Bayern LB" etc.
#292) "Zumwinkel"
#291) good news - bad news (1)
#290) boring lecture
#289) UFO
#288) Another elephant joke
#287) scientific logic
#286) Learning foreign languages
#285) New Year's Eve
#284) Christmas
#283) Another light bulb joke                           see also: #350, #351, #357
#282) Teaching science
#281) A priest and a rabbi ...
#280) Three friends in a bar
#279) A bear walks into a bar ...
#278) linguistics (1)
#277) prison grammar
#276) not so smart dog     see also: smart dog (1), smart dog (2)
#275) VIP passenger
#274) Ventriloquist
#273) Crocodile & Chicken more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #268, #272
#272) Rottweiler      more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #268, #273
#271) Rabbits (3)     more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #268, #272, #273
#270) Rabbits (2)     more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #268, #272, #273
#269) Rabbits (1)     more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #268, #272, #273
#268) Cat's Heaven (God 5)   more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #272, #273
#267) The Parachutist, Billy Connolly (God 4)
#266) The Walker, Billy Connolly (God 3)
#265) Lottery ticket (God 2)
#264) Flood (God 1)
#263) lawyer jokes ctd.              lawyers & judges: #7, #25, #68, #89, #90, #91, #175, 239
#262) Mental Home
#261) doctor jokes ctd.               doctor, doctor: #151, #152, #190, #240, #241, #258

Fifth Year (2006/2007): 52 jokes from the week of July 17/23, 2006 until the week of July 9/15, 2007 [jokes: #209 - #260]

Fourth Year (2005/2006): 52 jokes from the week of July 18/24, 2005 until the week of July 10/16, 2006 [jokes: #157 - #208]

#208) "Aussie bashing"
#207) "heavenly football"
#206) "Knot & Shot"
#205) "Yank bashing"(1)
#204) "hunter & fisherman"
#203) "sentencing"
#202) "two professors"
#201) "walking into a bar" (9)
#200) "walking into a bar" (8)
#199) "walking into a bar" (7)    see also: #1 & #7 & #25 & #68 & #175 & #199
#198) "walking into a bar" (6)
#197) "walking into a bar" (5)
#196) "walking into a bar" (4)
#195) "walking into a bar" (3)
#194) "walking into a bar" (2)
#193) "walking into a bar" (1)
#192) detective joke (1), Sherlock Holmes
#191) Driving Prize
#190) seven medical definitions                              doctor, doctor: #151, #152, #240, #241, #258, #261
#189) four more linguistic jokes
#188) "the art of translating"
#187) another linguistic joke
#186) two short linguistic jokes
#185) "A man walks into a bar ..."
#184) "walking on water"
#183) "life after death"
#182) "winter sale"
#181) "four speeding old ladies"
#180) Christmas just like a day at the office (?)      #23 #24 #73 #74 #75 #127 #128 #179 #180
#179) Christmas stamps
#178) "engine noise"
#177) "college football"
#176) "heavenly baseball"
#175) Yet another lawyer joke   see also: #7 & #25 & #68 & #199
#174) everybody, somebody, nobody ...
#173) mummy in the Negev Desert
#172) 8 Halloween jokes
#171) degree in psychology
#170) "Hebrews"(!)
#169) Moses on Mt. Sinai
#168) Rabbi Levy (2)
#167) Rabbi Levy (1)
#166) Irish joke (6)                                              more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#165) Irish joke (5)                                              more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#164) memory test
#163) "hear, hear" (2)
#162) "hear, hear" (1)
#161) duck joke (2)                         cf. duck joke (1)
#160) 3x "crossing the road"
#159) American public school teacher
#158) killing flies
#157) A guy walks into a bar ...    cf. joke #1

Third Year (2004/2005): 52 jokes from the week of July 19/25, 2004 until the week of July 11/17, 2005 [jokes: #105 - #156]

Second Year (2003/2004): 52 jokes from the week of July 21/27, 2003 until the week of July 12/18, 2004 [jokes: #53 - #104]

#104) Irish joke (1)                                              more Irish jokes: (1a), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#103) THEATRE (3): "Mystery play"
#102) THEATRE (2): "How many theatre critics does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
#101) THEATRE (1): "How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?"
#100) Painting the "porch"
#99) Punorama (4) [for advanced students of English]    see also joke #59 & joke #60 & joke #98
#98) Punorama (3) [for advanced students of English]     see also joke #59 & joke #60
#97) Saying grace
#96) "daft definitions", ctd. (5)   see also: #56, #57, #94, #95, #226, #372, #373, #374
#95) "daft definitions", ctd. (4)   see also: #56, #57, #94, #96, #226, #372, #373, #374
#94) "daft definitions", ctd. (3)   see also: #56, #57, #95, #96, #226, #372, #373, #374
#93) "crazy question" (30)
#92) "oldest profession"
#91) judge (3)
#90) judge (2)
#89) judge (1)
#88)"A man in a balloon ..."
#87) "Three old men ..."
#86) Down Under (3)
#85) Down Under (2)
#84) Down Under (1)
#83) swearing parrot     more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#82) Valentine's Day (1) see also: #343) Valentine's Day (2)
#81) psychiatrist (3)
#80) psychiatrist (2)
#79) psychiatrist (1)
#78) "tuition fees" (Studiengebühren), plus cartoon
#77) "sliding under the table"
#76) "New Year's resolution"
#75) still three more CHRI$TMA$ crackers (3)
#74) three more CHRI$TMA$ crackers (2)
#73) three CHRI$TMA$ crackers (1)             see also: > CHRI$TMA$      > crackers   > knock, knock
#72) "no matter what you wear ..."
#71) "understanding engineers (3)"
#70) "understanding engineers (2)"
#69) "understanding engineers (1)"
#68) "law school" [dedicated to R. Sch. and A. M] , see also jokes #7 and #25 below
#67) "happy birthday!"
#66) "insurance fraud"
#65) "job interview"
#64) "office arithmetic"
#63) "romance mathematics"
#62) "I say, I say, say ..."
#61) "lisping god"
#60) punorama (2)         see also: joke #59 & joke #98
#59) punorama (1)         see also: joke #60 & joke #98
#58) a panda walks into a bar ...
#57) "daft definitions", ctd. (2)    see also: #56, #57, #94, #95, #96, #226, #372, #373, #374
#56) "daft definitions" (1)             see also: #56, #57, #94, #95, #96, #226, #372, #373
#55) "two peanuts walking down the street"
#54) "what do you call a cow that ..."
#53) "an old cowboy in a bar ..."

First Year (2002/2003): 52 jokes from the week of July 22/28, 2002 until the week of July 14/20, 2003 [jokes: #1 - #52]

#52) "doing away with spaghetti"
#51) the most proper flower?
#50) the exam (2) [cf. #29]
#49) a nice catch
#48) yet another Scottish joke
#47) three Scottish jokes
#46) mime at the zoo
#45) "dogged determination"
#44) "Scottish school play"
#43) "eskimos"   [Shouldn't that be "Inuit"? This W.E.P. guy's politically totally incorrect!]
#42) crashing plane
#41) nose on strike
#40) designated decoy
#39) going on holiday
#38) cabbies and hookers
#37) two priests ...       see also: #420, #421, #422, #423, #424, #425, #426, #427
#36) "Getting screwed anyway"     [Watch your language!]
#35) "art of punctuation"
#34) ten silly book titles (1)     see also #11 - 20: #378    see also #21 - 30: #379    see also #31 - #40: #380   see also #41 - #50: #381 see also #51 - #60: #382
#33) Jesus returns
#32) "French-bashing"
#31 Dubya goes to heaven
#30) Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell
#29) "the exam" [dedicated to Grundkurs WS 02/03 and all following Grundkurse]
#28) "patient at mental home"
#27) "How do you fit four elephants into a Mini?"(1)    more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#26) "saying grace"
#25) "honest lawyer"
#24) "Santa's helpers"
#23) "Christmas: news flash"
#22) "Two blondes driving through Louisina ..."        see also: #4, #337, #338, #339, #340, #345
#21) "A panda walks into a bar ..."                              more animal jokes: #3, #10, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#20) "One night a burglar ..."
#19) "An old man is sitting ..."
#18) "A couple of New Jersey hunters ..."
#17) "Who was the only person who got his work done by Friday?"
#16) "The Archbishop of York ..."
#15) "Garden of Eden"
#14) "Flight into Egypt"
#13) "school" [dedicated to Karl Freller and Willi Winkler]
#12) "The Chief Rabbi and the Pope ..."
#11) "Bush and the Axis of Evil"
#10) "What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?"    more animal jokes: #3, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#9) "slave driver"
#8) "What is yellow and dangerous?"
#7) "Engineering in Hell"
#6) "How do you get an Irishman on the roof?" (=Irish joke 1a)     more Irish jokes: (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
#5) "pool party"
#4) "blond(e) guy joke"   see also joke #210 see also #22, #337, #338, #339, #340, #345
#3) "Pete millipede"                                          more animal jokes: #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260
#2) "I'm here to check your piano ..."
#1) "A man walks into a bar ..."

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