Joke of the week [206 = year 4, #50]  "Knot & Shot" (June 26 - July 2)

Ned Knot was shot and Sam Shot was not. So it is better to be Shot than Knot. 
Some say Knot was not shot, but Shot says he shot Knot. Either the shot Shot shot was not shot, or Knot was shot. If the shot Shot shot shot Knot, Knot was shot, but if the shot Shot shot shot Shot, Shot was shot, not Knot. However: the shot Shot shot shot not Shot, but Knot.

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