After driving for about eight hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by someone knocking on the door of his cab. Can you tell me the time, please?" asks a jogger. "Yeah, it's 5:30," answers the trucker. He falls asleep again only to be woken by another jogger who, too, wants to know the time. "It's 5:40!" yells the trucker. Really needing to catch some sleep before he can continue driving, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON'T KNOW THE TIME. He sticks the paper behind his windscreen. But hardly has he fallen asleep again when he is awoken again by yet another jogger who tells him, "Glad to oblige, it's 5:45."
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