Joke of the week [201 = year 4, #45] "walking into a bar"(9) (May 22 - May 28)
kangarooo walks into a bar. The bartender gawks at him, not believing his eyes.
He's even more amazed when the kangaroo speaks.
"I'll have beer," he says, clearly and in perfect English.
The bartender pours him a beer, and gives him a price. The kangaroo looks at him sharply, then shrugs, reaches into his large front pocket, and provides exact change for the drink. The bartender continues to stare.
Finally, the kangaroo asks, "What are you looking at, bub?"
"Excuse me, it's just that we rarely get kangaroos in here."
"Well," says the kangaroo, "at these prices I'm not surprised."
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