An old man is sitting on a bench when a young man walks up and sits down next to him. The young man has spiky hair coloured green, red, orange and blue. The old man just stares at him, so the young man says: "What's the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?" The old man replies: "Well, yes, I got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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