Joke of the week [95 = year 2, #42] "daft definitions", ctd. (4) (May 10 - May 17)

#14) Denial: The place where Cleopatra lived  (sorry!)
#15) Turtle: A lizard driving a mobile home
#16) Old Maid: A lady in waiting and waiting and waiting  (Not PC, I'm afraid!)
#17) Filibuster [US]: A cowboy who breaks in young mares  (geddit?)                            see also: #56, #57, #94, #96, 226, #372, #373, #374 
#18) Desk: A garbage dump with drawers

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