Joke of the week [94 = year 2, #42]  "daft definitions", ctd. (3) (May 4 - May 10)

#9) Lawsuit: A garment worn by a policeman
#10) Guillotine: Something that will give a person a pain in the neck
#11) Seasickness: Travelling by rail
#12) Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone. (geddit?)                              see also:  #56 ,#57, #95, #96, 226, #372, #373, #374
#13) Explorer: A guy who gets enough facts for a book

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