Joke of the week [226 = year 5, #18]  "daft definitions", ctd. (6) (November 13 - November 19)

#23) Demote: What de king put around de castle
#24) Despise: De persons who work for de CIA
#25) Detention: What causes de stress
#26) Dilate: When a person lives longer
#27) Dioxin: What you say before you kill a herd of buffalo-like cattle            see also:  #56, # 57, #94, #95, #96, #372, #373, #374         
#28) Dreadlocks: The fear of opening the dead-bolt

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