Joke of the week [96 = year 2, #43] "daft definitions", ctd. (5) (May 17 - May 23)

#19) Actor: A man who tries to be everything but himself   [actress: a woman .... herself]
#20) Holy smoke: What happened when the church burned down
#21) Jury: Twelve men whose job it is to decide who is the better lawyer         see also: #56, #57, #94, #95, #226, #372, #373, #374  
#22) Zebra: A horse prisoner

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