of the week [58 = year 2, #6]: A panda walks into a bar ... (Aug. 25 -
panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich and a beer. After seemingly
enjoying his meal, he pulls out a revolver and plugs the piano player.
are you doing?" asks the bartender.
a panda, and I'm doing what I'm supposed to do. Look it up!" replies
the panda as he walks out the door.
what that was all about, the bartender opens a dictionary, the only
reference book he has, and there it is:
A large bear-like animal. Eats shoots and leaves."
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