Joke of the week [336 = year 7, #24] CHRI$TMA$ crackers ctd. (4)   (December 22, 2008 - December 28, 2008)  

1) Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
    A: Because the angel said "No L!"

2) Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
    A: Because it "soots" him!

3) Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
    A: Because every buck is dear to him.

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