Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel said "No L!"
2) Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it "soots" him!
3) Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
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