Joke of the week [417 = year 9, #1]   football (3): 3 "generic" football insults (July 12, 2010 - July 18, 2010)

1) " I hear you're from ....................*). Does your town boast a football team?'
    "We have a team, yes, but it's nothing to boast about."

2) "Why do ....................
* ) fans carry lighters round with them?
      "Because they lose all their matches!

3) "What is the difference between ....................
*) and a tea bag?"
      "The tea bag stays in the cup longer!"
 *) insert the name of the town, country  or club you want to insult

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