Joke of the week [124 = year 3, #20] talking frog (November 29 - December 5)

An older gentleman is walking home when he comes upon a frog in the road. When he picks it up, the frog whispers, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a young beautiful princess and make all your wildest dreams come true." The gentleman puts the frog in his pocket and continues to walk home.
A little while later, the frog pokes its head out of the pocket and says, "Didn't you hear me? If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful young princess and cater to your every need." The man looks at the frog and says, "At my age, I would rather have a talking frog."

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