A girl asks her
boyfriend to come and have dinner with her parents and says that afterwards they
can spend some time alone. The boy is really ecstatic and goes to the pharmacy
to get some condoms. He buys a family pack and tells the pharmacist he plans to
have a good time. The pharmacist winks and gives him the condoms.
That evening the boy shows up at the home of the girl's parents, and she takes him inside to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. He quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after twenty minutes, the girlfriend whispers, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
see also "embarrassment 2": http://www.wepsite.de/joke(77).htm
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