Joke of the week [389 = year 8, #25] "nunsense"  (December 28, 2009 - January  3, 2010)

A taxi driver picks up a nun. She gets into the taxi, and he won't stop  staring at her. He says, "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. After my experiences, I'm sure  that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, as long as you are single and a Catholic, then I will kiss you." The taxi driver says, "Yes, I'm single and a Catholic!" "OK," she says. "Pull over." The nun plants a kiss on the taxi driver, who then starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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