A duck walks
into a bar wearing a hard-hat, safety vest, and tool belt. He sits
down at the
bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer." Flabbergasted,
bartender pours a beer and hands it to the duck. He tosses it back and
another. The bartender can't believe what he's witnessing but pours
watches as the duck downs it in one gulp. "Where are you from?"
bartender. "Construction site across the street. One more please,
and I'll be
on my way." Pouring a third, he asks the duck, "Do you know
money you could make with the circus?" "Circus?" the duck asks
his last beer. "What would the circus want with a bricklayer?"
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