Joke of the week [147 = year 3, #43] Waiter, waiter ... (1)  (May 9 - May 15)

1) “Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend?”
    “Another restaurant, sir”

2) “Waiter, waiter, the service is terrible.”
    “Yes sir, but not as bad as the food.”

3) “Waiter, waiter, there’s a spider in my soup.”
   
“There’s no point in getting the manager, he’s scared of them, too.”

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