Joke of the week [376 = year 8, #12] "senior moment"(2)
(September 28, 2009 - October 4, 2009)
There
were two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower
and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two
were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a
few admiring glances at her and finally gathered his courage to ask her,
"Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered. "Yes. Yes,
I will."
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their
respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did
she say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not
recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and
called her. First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.
As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, "When I asked if you would
marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "I am so glad that
you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
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