Joke of the week [231 = year 5, #23]  Santa Claus, two more jokes  (December 18- December 24)

1) Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
    A: So he can hoe hoe hoe.

2) Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
    A: Because it soots him.

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