A very wealthy guy was having a party at his house. He had everything: Tens of millions in the bank, a 500 acre estate in the country, fast cars, fast women, planes, stocks and shares - in short, anything he wanted.
He was also a little eccentric and had filled his swimming pool with crocodiles.
So at the party he and his friends are all standing around drinking and having a laugh next to the pool, but he was bored. He gets up on the lifeguard's chair and all his friends look up.
He calls for silence and says, "OK, the first person who swims across my pool will get all my money." No one moves.
The guy looks over the crowd and says, "OK, the first person who swims across my pool gets all my money and my house." Still no one moves. "OK then, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money, my house, and all my cars and planes." Still, no one moves. Nobody bats an eyelid.
"OK then, lets make it interesting; all my money, my house, my cars and planes, all of my property, all my stocks, my bonds and investments and all the women you can handle - everything I own!"
SPLASH!! Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. There's some blood, but finally he gets out of the pool on the other side.
The crowd went mad and the rich bloke jumps down from the chair and runs over to him. "That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done!
Do you want the money now or later?"
"I don't want the money."
"Do you want the house now or later?"
"I don't want the house."
"Do you want the cars or the planes?"
"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?"
"I don't want that either."
"Do you want the girls now or later?"
"I don't want the girls."
The rich man looks at him and says, "Well, what the hell do you want?!?!"
"I want the ****** who pushed me in."
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