Blond(e) guy joke
Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If
I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off this building."
Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off, too."
blond guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too."
next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage
and jumps to his death.
Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito, and jumps, too.
see also joke #210
blond opens his lunch, sees the bologna, and jumps to his death as well.
the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!"
Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
turned and stared at the blonde's wife. Hey, don't look at me," she
said. "He makes his own lunch."
see also #22,
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