Did you hear about the blonde* who went to the library and checked out a book called How To Hug?
She got back home and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
2) What did the blonde* say to the physicist?
"Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do I use for bait?"
3) Did you hear about the blonde* who, at the bottom of a form where it said 'sign here', wrote 'Pisces'?
* for "blonde" insert a member of a any other minority known for their stupidity, such as "red-neck", "Irishman" or, in a German context, "East Frisian"
see also: #4, #22, #337, #338, #340, #345
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