There were two blondes*
who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours
of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned
to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care
whether it's decorated or not!"
* for "blondes" insert any other minority known for their stupidity, such as "red-necks", "Irishmen" or, in a German context, "East Frisians"
see also: #4, #22, #338, #339, #340, #345
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