Joke of the week [337 = year 7, #25] Two blondes getting a CHRI$TMA$ tree   (December 29, 2008 - January 4, 2009)  

There were two blondes* who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
                             * for "blondes" insert any other minority known for their stupidity, such as "red-necks", "Irishmen" or, in a German context, "East Frisians"
    see also: #4,
#22, #338, #339, #340, #345

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