Joke of the week [345 = year 7, #33] the Blonde* and the snowplow (February 23, 2009 - March 1, 2009)  

Bob and his wife Susan live in Muncie, Indiana. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Susan goes out and moves her** car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Susan goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........." then the electric power goes out.
Susan is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes* exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
   * for "blonde" insert any other member of a minority known for their stupidity, such as "red-necks", "Irishmen" or, in a German context, "East Frisians"
   ** How come only Susan seems to own a car? Either Bob failed his driving test (repeatedly ???) or he is too poor to afford a car of his own or  his driver's licence 
        had been revoked (probably because he had been driving "while under the influence").
  see also: #4, #22, #337, #338, #339, #340

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