Joke of the week [210 = year 5, #2] "Yank bashing"(3) (July 24 - July 30)
Packing lunches
Three kids were sitting on a cliff eating their lunch. The Japanese kid says,
"If my dad packs me sushi one more time, I'm going to jump off this cliff".
The Mexican kid says, "If my mom packs me a bean burrito one more day in a
row, I'm going to jump off this cliff". The American kid says, "I know
what you mean. If I get a turkey sandwich one more day, I'll jump off this cliff".
A few days later, at the group funeral for all three kids, the Japanese and
Mexican parents are talking and saying, "If only we had known. We would
have packed him something different. The American parent says "It's not my
fault, my son packed his own lunch!"
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