Three kids were sitting on a cliff eating their lunch. The Japanese kid says, "If my dad packs me sushi one more time, I'm going to jump off this cliff". The Mexican kid says, "If my mom packs me a bean burrito one more day in a row, I'm going to jump off this cliff". The American kid says, "I know what you mean. If I get a turkey sandwich one more day, I'll jump off this cliff". A few days later, at the group funeral for all three kids, the Japanese and Mexican parents are talking and saying, "If only we had known. We would have packed him something different. The American parent says "It's not my fault, my son packed his own lunch!"
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