Joke of the week [47]: Three Scottish jokes (June 10 - June 16)

A) Question: What do you call a skeleton in a kilt?  Answer: Boney Prince Charlie.

B) Aberdonians are all very good singers. They have to be - there's no lock on their bathroom door.

C) "Aha", said the Customs officer, producing a bottle of whisky. I thought you said your case contained nothing but clothes." 
      "Correct," Hamish replied, "that's my nightcap."    [pun on the two meanings of "nightcap"]

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