What do you call a skeleton in a kilt? Answer: Boney Prince
B) Aberdonians are all very good singers. They have to be - there's no lock on their bathroom door.
C) "Aha", said the Customs officer, producing a bottle of whisky. I thought you said your case contained nothing but clothes."
"Correct," Hamish replied, "that's my nightcap." [pun on the two meanings of "nightcap"]
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