A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed near a local gas station. On its side were the letters "UFO". The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the better of him. "Does that stand for 'Unidentified Flying Object'?" he asked. "No," one of the aliens replied. "It stands for 'Unleaded Fuel Only'."
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