Joke of the week [420 = year 9, #4] Heaven (1), rugby in heaven  (August 2, 2010 - August 8, 2010)

Two ninety-year-old men, Fred and John,  have been friends for most of their lives. When it's clear that John is dying, Fred says, "John, we both loved rugby all our lives. So when you get to heaven, please let me know if there's rugby there." John agrees to try. Shortly afterwards he dies. A few nights later, Fred wakes up and hears John calling his name. "John! Where are you?" "In heaven, "says John. " I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's rugby in heaven. All our friends are here. We are young again. It's always spring and we can play rugby as often as we want." "That's fantastic!" says Fred. "So what's the bad news?" "You are in the team for Tuesday."   see also: # 37, #421, #422, #423, #424, #425, #426, #427

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