Joke of the week [427 = year 9, #11] Heaven (8), afterlife  (September 20, 2010 - September 26, 2010)

Jim and John are good friends and they make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the other one from afterlife. Then one day John dies. Jim doesn't hear from him for over a year and figures there is no afterlife. Then out of the blue he gets a call. It's John.
"So there is an afterlife! What's it like?" Jim asks.
"Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex. Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day."
"So that's what heaven is like?" asks Jim.
"I'm not in heaven," replies John. "I'm a bear in Yellowstone Park."           see also: # 37, #420, #421, #422, #423, #424, #425, #426

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