Old Greenspan was showing off. "I bought a hearing aid yesterday. I cost me three thousand bucks and it's state of the art." His friend Silversteen replied: "What make is it, is it a Siemens one? You know President Reagan used one of those, even though it was pretty useless in his case." "Well, yes", Greenspan answered, "it's half past two."
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