Joke of the week [97 = year 2, #44] Saying grace  (May 24 - May 30)

A tiger was about to eat a missionary. The tiger cornered the helpless man an then suddenly fell on its knees and started to pray.
"It's a miracle!" exclaimed the missionary. "I'm saved. The tiger isn't going to eat me."
Just then he heard a heavenly voice say, "You are wrong. The tiger is going to eat you. He's just saying grace before his meal."

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