If we really did profit from our mistakes, I'd be extremely rich by now.
2) I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few. www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/the-buck-stops-here.html
3) A will is a dead give-away. Geddit? http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dead_giveaway
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