The Pope is late for a conference in New York. He hails a cab and says to the cabbie, "I have to be at the UN building in 10 minutes." "No way," replies the cabbie, "it takes at least half an hour to get there." "Well, move over and let me drive," says the Pope. The Pope flies along, dodging in and out of traffic, and zooms past a New York policeman, who immediately pursues the speeding vehicle. When he caught up with it and saw who was driving, he got on his radio for assistance. "This is road patrol to base. I need some help. I've pulled someone over for speeding and they are very big. What should I do?" "How big are they - a local politician?" asked HQ. "Bigger." "A movie star?" "Bigger than that." "The President?" "Bigger than that." "Bigger than that!?" asked HQ bewildered. "Who the hell is it?" "I don't know," replied the cop," but he's got the Pope driving him around."
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