Joke of the week [371 = year 8, #7] smart dog (2) (August 24, 2009 - August 30, 2009)

A man goes into a pet shop and buys a talking dog for 50 pounds. He then shows the dog to his friends and challenges them: "I bet everyone this dog can talk." His friends all take the bet, only to find that the dog will not utter a word, however hard it is encouraged, and the bewildered owner reluctantly has to pay up. He takes the dog home and says out loud that he will return the dog to the pet shop next day and demand his money back. "Use your head," pipes up the dog wearily, "just think of the odds we'll get tomorrow!"
                            see also: #250 smart dog (1), #276 (not so) smart dog

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