One night, a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's walking across the lawn when he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you." He jumps, turns round, but doesn't see anything. So he continues walking. Then he hears the voice again: "Jesus is watching you." He looks round again and sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. "Did you say that?" he asks the parrot. "Yes," the parrot replies. "What's your name?" asks the burglar. "Clarence," says the parrot. "What idiot would name his parrot 'Clarence'?" asks the burglar. The parrot laughs: "The same idiot who named his Rottweiler 'Jesus'."
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