Joke of the week [172 = year 4, #16]  eight Halloween jokes (October 31 - November 6)

1) Q: Have you seen Quasimodo? A: I have a hunch he's back!
2) Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection? A: Tombstones.
3) Q: What do you call a monster with no neck? A: The Lost Neck Monster.
4) Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs.
5) Q: What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? A: The actors get stage fright.
6) Q: What is a witch's favourite subject in school? A: Spelling.
7) Q: What is the tallest building in Transylvania? A: The Vampire State Building.
8) Q: What kind of key opens a coffin? A: A skeleton key

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