A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. He takes a sip and hears a voice saying "I like your tie." He feels flattered but can't make out who finds his tie so great. He takes another sip and again there's this voice. This time it says "I like your shirt." He's really puzzled but takes another sip of his drink. Then he hears "I like your haircut." So the man turn to the bartender and says, "I keep hearing this little voice," and the bartender replies, "Oh, that must be the peanuts. They're complimentary tonight."
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