Joke of the week [475 = year 10, #7] "famished" (sick 3) (August 22, 2011 - August 28, 2011)  

A beggar goes up to a well-dressed lady who is just coming out of Harrods and says, "Excuse me, madam. I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looks at him and replies, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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