Do you know who I am?
The bowler sent down a good ball which caught the batsman on the pads.
"Owwzat! " shouted the bowler
"Out ",  said the umpire, raising his finger.
"I'll have you know, my good man, " said the noble batsman "that I am Sir Roland Smythe- Montmorency.'"
"In that case," said the umpire "I'm afraid you're both out."

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