Joke of the week [42]: Four people on a crashing plane (May 5 - May 11)

Four people on a crashing plane: the Pope, a Rabbi, the World's Smartest Man, and a Boy Scout. There were only 3 parachutes. The Pope says he's most important religious figure in the world so he takes a parachute and jumps out. The worlds smartest man says his knowledge will help the world so he puts one on and jumps out of plane. The Rabbi looks at the boy scout and says, "how will we decide?"
The boy scout says, "Don't worry,  the World's Smartest Man just jumped out the plane with my back-pack."

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