Joke of the week [197 = year 4, #41]  "walking into a bar"(5) (April 24 - April 30)

                                                                                         Baby seal, first version:
A baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be, stranger?"
The seal replies, "I'll have anything as long as it's not a Canadian club."
                                                                                         Baby seal, second version:
A baby seal walks into a bar, pulls himself up onto the barstool and the bartender says, "What'll you have?" The baby seal replies, "Give me anything but a Canadian club on the rocks."

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