Joke of the week [194 = year 4, #38]  "walking into a bar"(2) (April 3 - April 9)

A priest walks into a bar and asks the first patron "Do you want to go to heaven?" and the guy replies "Of course, Father" and the priest tells him to go stand against the wall by the door. The next guy standing at the bar gets the same question "Do you want to go to heaven?" and the guy replies "Yes, Father" so he tells him to go stand against the wall by the door. The priest then goes to the next patron and asks him "Do you want to go to heaven?" and the guy says "NO!"
The priest is shocked and says "You don't want to go to heaven when you die?" And the guy replies "Well, yes, Father, when I die; I thought you were getting together a group to go right now!"

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