St Peter and Satan one day decided to organise a game of baseball. Satan proposed the game to be played on neutral ground between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "That's fine by me," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realise, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches." "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."
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