Joke of the week [335 = year 7, #23] money (5),
"failing & filing"
(December 15, 2008 - December 21, 2008)
A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing,
he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody-- it was so
bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a priest and
poured out his story of tears and woe.
When he had finished, the priest said, "Here's what I want you to
do: Put a beach chair and your Bible in your car and drive down to the beach.
Take the beach chair and the Bible to the water's edge, sit down in the beach
chair, and put the Bible in your lap. Open the Bible; the wind will rifle the
pages, but finally the open Bible will come to rest on a page. Look down at the
page and read the first thing you see. That will be your answer, that will tell
you what to do."
A year later the businessman went back to the priest and brought his wife
and children with him. The man was in a new custom-tailored suit, his wife in a
mink coat, the children shining. The businessman pulled an envelope stuffed with
money out of his pocket, gave it to the priest as a donation in thanks for his
The priest recognized the benefactor, and was curious. "You did as I
suggested?" he asked.
"Absolutely," replied the businessman.
"You went to the beach?"
"You sat in a beach chair with the Bible in your lap?"
"You let the pages rifle until they stopped?"
"And what were the first words you saw?"
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