Joke of the week [199 = year 4, #43]  "walking into a bar"(7) (May 8 - May 14)

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve alligators here." The fellow asks, "Do you serve lawyers?" The bartender says, "Yes." "Well," says the fellow, "serve the lawyer to the alligator, and I'll have a hamburger!"

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