Joke of the week [463 = year 9, #47] "Geddit?": (34), idiom 8 (May 23, 2011 - May 29, 2011)  

Q: Why did the thief saw the legs off his bed?
A: He wanted to lie low*.              *pun on the literal versus the idiomatic meaning of to "lie low"
      http://idioms.yourdictionary.com/lie-low  & http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lie+low 
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458 , 459 etc.

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