old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need something
my eyes, I can't see very well these days."
The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks.
The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
The doctor asks, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I've been living with a garden hose the past two years!"
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