Joke of the week [154 = year 3, #50] Elephant jokes (3)  (June 27 - July 3)

1)  Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
     A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.


2a) Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?           see also:   Elephant jokes (1)  Elephant jokes (2)   Elephant jokes (4)
      A: By removing his batteries!

2b) Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
      A: Take away his credit card.

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