1) Q: What do you get if you cross an
elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
2a) Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? see also: Elephant jokes (1) Elephant jokes (2) Elephant jokes (4)
A: By removing his batteries!
2b) Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
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