Joke
of the week [492 = year 10, #24] Early CHRI$TMA$
shopping (December 19, 2011 -
December 25, 2011)
It
was coming up to Christmas and the Judge was in a jolly frame of mind.
"Now then, please tell me, what is the charge against you?"
" I was caught doing my Christmas shopping very early." replied the
man in the dock.
"That doesn't seem like an offence to me. What do you mean by 'very early?
"Well, your Honour." said the defendant, "It was before the shop
was open."
More CHRI$TMA$ jokes: #23;
#24;
#73;
#74;
#75;
#127;
#128;
#179;
#180;
#230;
#231;
#232;
#284;
#336; #388;
#440;
#441;
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