Joke of the week [149 = year 3, #45] Waiter, waiter ... (3)  (May 23 - May 29)

1) Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs ?
     No sir, I've always walked like this.


2) Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
   Yes sir, that's because it was only ground this morning.

3) Waiter, waiter, this soup tastes foul.
    Yes sir, thatís because itís chicken soup.

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